Ok parents whats the funniest thing you ever woke up too.....?

Well when I was four and my sister was 3, my older sister (who was 14 or something at the time) was babysitting so our parents could go out on their anniversary to have dinner. Well, my sister and I got out EVERYTHING in the fridge and dumped it on to the kitchen floor, and we stripped and began "ice skating" in it. It stunk SO BAD and our bath water turned brown. Lol. My dad was SO pissed.